If Internet searches were the basis for settling the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, the pretend prince with the busted junk would be the winner.

Frédérick von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, represented .003 percent of all Web searches for the week ending Saturday, Feb. 10, according to traffic monitoring company Hitwise. He was followed closely by dark horse photog Larry Birkhead with .0027 percent. Smith's "Bahama husband" Howard K. Stern barely registered with .0017 percent. Her ex, the late oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall, brought up the rear with .00014 percent.

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