Help Yourself
100 self-help books you can do without
SHELF IMPROVEMENT We recommend you avoid these helpful titles
1. He's Just Not That Into You: He's Into Your Hotter, Less Whiny Friend
2. Tuesdays With Maury Povich
3. Seven Habits of Highly Successful Dock Whores
4. The Book About Angels for Morons
5. Suck It Up: No One in the Sudan Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
6. Chicken Soup for the Impotent
7. Six Weeks and $80,000 in Elective Surgery to a Better You
8. All I Really Need to Know I've Ignored Since Medical School
9. Suicide: Do It
10. The Tapeworm Diet
11. AIDS, SchmAIDS
12. A Friendly Guide to Cockfighting
13. Who Moved My Bowels?
14. 101 Things You Might Have Accomplished If You Could Travel Back in Time to the Moment You Began Reading This Book Title
15. A Box Facing Southeast: Feng Shui for the Homeless
16. 101 Inspirational Speeches to Deliver During a Race Riot
17. What the Bible Says About Asians
18. The Postpartum Depression Coloring Book
19. Anal Only: Raising Your Christian Teen as a Technical Virgin
20. Bill O'Reilly: Who's Lookin' Out for Your Loofah Zone?
21. Feel Better With Lard
22. Tokyo on $750 a Day
23. 1,001 Vocabulary Words to Memorize But Not Grasp the Nuances of
24. Seducing Women With a Little Guile, a Positive Attitude, and $1,000,000 in Cash
25. Shut Up About Your Dead Wife! Dating After 60
26. Really, Must You? Sex After 70
27. Artist, Inventor, Genius: How to Think Like Leonardo (DiCaprio)
28. Buy Low, Eat Crayons: Stock Market Advice From a Retarded Person
29. The Three Numbers That Just Might Help You Win Powerball
30. Breaking the Yeast Curse With Deepak Chopra
31. The Joy of Grave Robbing
32. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Opposite Sex but Were Tasered for Asking Previously
33. Loving What the Hell's Her Name? A Guide for the Parent of the Unexceptional Child
34. Conquer Loneliness ... One Flamboyant Moustache Style at a Time
35. The South Coney Island Beach Diet
36. gary iz a fag: The Collected Wisdom of Public Bathroom Stalls
37. I'm Okay, You're Suffering From an Incredibly Rare Strain of Tuberculosis
38. Children's Unopened and Unanswered Letters to God
39. The Elusive Male Orgasm
40. tracy u need to get YOUR OWN MAN cuz you a skank!: The Collected Wisdom of Public Bathroom Stalls for Women
41. Conflict Resolution, the Pol Pot Way
42. "I'll Give You Something to Cry About": Insights and Inspiration From Alcoholic Dads
43. Steroids Made Easy!
44. 12 Days to a Thinner, Weirder-Looking Penis
45. 20 Places to Visit Before They're Ethnically Cleansed
46. Don't Sweat the Small Stuff (And It's All Small Stuff), Unless You're Reading This in a Burn Unit
47. The Child of Your Field Hockey Coach Has Two Mommies
48. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Amputation
49. Zen and the Art of the Segway Personal Transporter Maintenance
50. So, You're Attracted to Grandma |
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