Why is your love life going to the dogs? Possibly because
Why are you still single? Possibly because you…
| 1. Call Grey’s Anatomy simply “Grey’s”
2.Have entertained the notion that “the Axe Effect” is real 3.Own tie-dyed gym clothes 5. Are only gay when you’re drunk 6. Have written poetry inside a Starbucks 7. Wink in a rakish manner each time you tell a joke 8. Have a ferret on your shoulder 9. Call sex “the squishy squish” 10. Are Courtney Love 11. Hug amusement park mascots 12. Address acquaintances as “guy” 13. Use emoticons in handwritten letters 14. Own a “It’s Not Going to Suck Itself” T-shirt 15. Initiate line dances 16. Have only one pickup line: “Why the long face?” 17. Posed shirtless for your MySpace page 18. Can’t stop missing Anna Nicole 19. Scream out Wheel of Fortune answers 20. Call your therapist from work on speakerphone 21. Won’t travel anywhere out of “blading distance” 22. Sleep on WWF sheets 23. Begin stories with, “I’m not a stalker, but …” 24. Snack on Bac-Os 25. Know someone who knows someone who knows the Geico caveman |