BRIT’S PLACE, BAD MEMORIES AND ALL

Britney Spears has man issues, mother problems, a career crisis, and now, real-estate woes.

The fickle former pop star can’t seem to make up her mind about the Beverly Hills house she purchased during the ugly aftermath of her separation from Kevin Federline.

Follow along. As the story goes, Britney showed up to look at this house late one evening in December 2006 with her entourage of attorneys, handlers, and gay dancers, and she bought the place on the spot, including every stick of furniture and knick knack. But just one month after paying a reported $7.2M for the six-bedroom, six and a half-bath house, she put it back on the market with a price hike. No one bit, so she lowered the price. Then while rehabbing at Promises, she decided to keep the house and took it off the market. Now she’s changed her mind again and put it back on the market for $7.495 million, furniture included.

Meanwhile, the Malibu estate she shared with FedEx is also on the market for $11.9 million. Reports have Britney leasing a third house in Bel Air, but she’s often seen staying at the Four Seasons. Any questions?