You know you've hit it big when you're able to get grown men to dress their fingers in felt pants and parade around an urban dollhouse. Inspired by Sloane Crosley's book I Was Told There'd Be Cake.

In bad shape? A new study reveals a simple solution: Get a friend with cancer.

Is this for real? Or is it just another cheap shot at a religion that can't seem to get any respect lately. All we know is that the idea that putting your dick in a collapsed star is as good as boning Saturn's ring gave us room for pause.

Mo Rocca and Project Runway's Tim Gunn dissect the fashion sense or in this case, nonsense, of the polygamist wives. Somebody grab a MAC cosmetics case, a large roll of shocking magenta fabric, and a pair of scissors, stat!

Face it, if you're not exceedingly popular, super-rich, or some freak-ass 12-year-old prodigy, chances are your college experience will pretty much mirror the hell you went through in high school. And they get to charge you for it.