Two funny ones- both DURING the exam
When he first got down there, he gasped and said
"Wow fertility clinics would cream themselves over you! You are clearly ovulating right now. If you have sex tonight, make sure the condom doesn't break" (no shit- word for word)
also-
Dr.: So why did you go off of birth control?
Me: Because my sex drive was lacking... and of course now that it's back, i want back on the pill, sort of a catch 22. But I don't think the change is just from going off the pill- I made a lifestyle change as well.
Dr.: Oh? What kind of lifestyle change?
Me: I left my husband.
Dr.: **Uncontrollable laughter**
Two funny ones- both DURING the exam
When he first got down there, he gasped and said
"Wow fertility clinics would cream themselves over you! You are clearly ovulating right now. If you have sex tonight, make sure the condom doesn't break" (no shit- word for word)
also-
Dr.: So why did you go off of birth control?
Me: Because my sex drive was lacking... and of course now that it's back, i want back on the pill, sort of a catch 22. But I don't think the change is just from going off the pill- I made a lifestyle change as well.
Dr.: Oh? What kind of lifestyle change?
Me: I left my husband.
Dr.: **Uncontrollable laughter**