love her. i might actually watch this show...

The Variety review of Hancock was decidedly blah, and even referenced "The Last Action Hero." Uh oh.

All those gun nuts need to be lined up and shot! (Note to FBI: Not to be taken seriously.)

Radar, shame on you! Old people can have very active sex lives. Now come give Nana some sugar.

Makes swiftboating look kind of civilized.

I noticed Keith named P6-er Corynne Steindler the third worst person in the world last night, which was very good news for Robert Mugabe. Go Corynne!

Wax on...wax off...wax on...wax off.

Oh, come on. Can't a man appreciate another man's chisled physique without being labeled gay?

merry fitzmas!

Pants is a funny word, especially when you say it a lot. Pants. Pants. Pants. Go ahead, try it. Pants!

Hilarious. If only Jimmy Frezghi were alive to see that.

Yes, agreed. And then there's the Gen Y pander-fest Fair Game. Excruciating.

I'm curious who your advertisers are, and how they're responding to this. And is there a way to maintain the Exile as an website from an undisclosed location if necessary?

I think it looks fun! A pale shadow of the original, but so is everything. Plus Meg Ryan is realy adorable.

So how come Bo Diddley gets the 21-gun salute and YSL gets the noogie?

Okay, Sam. So it sounds like personal resentment is a factor here, which is the point. But look at the big picture: McCain isn't even supporting the new GI bill. Republicans have let your husband and other vets down repeatedly while exploiting their patriotism. All vets would have a better deal under Obama, who needs to prove his support for the military than under McCain, for whom it's taken for granted.

Now that I look at her in plastic form, she is kinda hot.

Wow, you know, I never thought of that. Some people ARE old. It's nuts. And young people are just BETTER, you know? It's so GREAT being young! But not too young, because if you're too young you're a baby, and you might CRY. Wah. Crybaby! Personally, I think 21 is just right, cause you can drink LEGALLY (whoo-hoo!), and vote OLD PEOPLE out of our damn way and off to a "better place."

I'm thinking that was someone else grunting into their lavalier mike, though I desperately want it to be a fart.

You'll never afford the houses you grew up in? You're parents pay your damn rent, for chrissake!

Yeah, but did you see how she nailed those walkovers? I'd like to see the Wilsons try that.

But the mention of Rosa Parks raises an important question: why aren't there more African Americans in GGW videos...in the front of the tour bus or the back?

Isn't the "gay stuff" just the fact that they're playing soccer?

Anna can't be a puppet! Who could fit a hand up her ass?