Wow- she's like a modern day Eliza Doolittle/"My Fair Lady"
Now if only we could rid her of that accent

Good Idea! It's much less embarrassing to lose the election in front of a small group of people.
That's how I'd do it.

Just don't park your car in a black neighborhood!

Since Sn!f1er can't stop dreaming about Santino,
(from his fav show Project Runway")
& "non-forcible rape" this is a serious concern
Right, girlfriend?

It's OK, sweetheart, things will be safe for you during Obama's presidency.

Enjoy your last 15 days & 15 minutes of fame
Can't wait to say "Bye-Bye" & ship you back to Siberia
(or at least to a place from where you can kinda see Siberia)

Thanks for inspiring countless liberal voters to register to vote!

The current mayor of Wasliia was interviewed on Monday night's episode of The Daily Show. Hardly a community organizer's job. Watch it on Comedy Central's website if you missed it.

Palin's relationship with the Jew's?
She campaigned against the incumbent mayor, a Christian with the last name "Stein" (sounds Jewish to me....) as "A Real Christian Mayor for Wasilla".

Funny thing is, she was friends with him before running against him, so this was no innocent mistake

Just like the big shitstorm they keep trying to make out of Obama's middle name.

Our military is already on the brink of exhaustion.
We hardly have the excess military power to start another war
& our country's ability to defend itself, is severely compromised.

Funny though- the republicans have recently added another 'talking point' to their campaign.
According to them- REAL Americans vote republican,
while Americans who HATE America will vote for Obama (because he & his wife pal around who hate America)

But now that I've read this post, I'm convinced that Everyone who votes for McMaverick is actually an al-Qaeda supporter
(even if they don't realize it)

If it wasn't purchased at Wal-Mart, she should have said
"thanks but no thanks" (& then kept all of it)

If You missed Monday night's episode of the Daily Show- check it out on the Comedy Central website.
One of the correspondents goes to Wasilla, & interviews the current mayor about her job.
"thursday is check signing day, that's the day I sign all the checks........."

Folks- This lying shrew has all the on the job training that she needs!

"Kath & Kim" was really terrible.

Good Question, Just Like Piper would ask..........
She's even trying to run out the clock during her one & only
Little Kid Press Conference.

Actually, the VP's job is to be there, ready to be President, on a moments notice. Sort of like an understudy for the lead actor in live theater. You might not see any action, and then all of a sudden, the spotlight is yours.

I'm sure her beauty queen background has prepared her for a spotlight.

Clearly Mr Piggy isn't used to making choices, He'll have the steak & the chicken

& SO WHAT, if she did?
Our next first lady has a lot to celebrate!

The "Gay Vote" isn't powerful enough to sway the outcome of this election. However, the fundamentalist vote will rally against any candidate that supports Gay marriage. Obama is right to express moderate views on this topic. It would cost him the election if he endorsed gay marriage. He's too smart to sink into a trap that the republicans would only use against him
I can overlook this, easily.

"we're going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy"
I think Ms Albright should buy herself a newspaper.
The future is now.

Look closely at the man speaking at the end of this clip.
He really looks a lot like John McCain. The shape of his face, & his eyes would line up perfectly in a side-by-side comparison.

NOW I'm convinced that she has what it takes to run this country.

I really like those "county fair" ribbons they all have, pinned to their hips, like prize winning livestock.

It's not really stiff competition on that stage. I wonder which one beat Sarah?

I guess It's easier to get people to vote against their own self interest, than it is to teach them how to hold a sign correctly.
Maybe it's just a republican thing, Like Bush holding his American flag backwards at the 2008 Olympics?

I think that the Mark Walhberg bit was an inside joke......About a famous person coming down to the studio to get revenge after an unflattering impersonation.

I'd like to think that was their way of making fun of Palin right in front of her, while pretending to give here the royal treatment (which she did receive).

I really wish Seth & Amy would have surprised her with some unscripted questions, while they had her at the Weekend Update desk.
Watching Amy do the 'caraboo barbie' rap, While Princess Palin just sat there Doing nothing, as usual? I expected better.

I have hear that abnormal IQ's are often linked with insanity.......
But I still think RM is the biggest moron to post on this site
Heads up Schooner- You've got competition...

The Colin Powell endorsement is a great demonstration that you can have a military background, & feel strongly that Obama is the best choice.
But then again Powell was one of the Bush insiders that thought the invasion of Iraq was a crap idea.
Maybe he's right again this time?

In all fairness, they also won't allow men with visible hard-ons to stand behind Sarah P.

I would feel way more secure about an honest election, if the UN supervised the process
HOwever- the riots I imagine, are white, rednecks & neo cons, all flipping out BECAUSE Obama is going to win this election.
& White Trash like RM will no longer have white supremacy to hide behind for his false sense of power.
What's next? an Asian or Latino president? I hope so. This is the year that we end the notion that a person has to be white to be president.

Ponder the following:

What if the Obamas had paraded five children across the stage,
including a three month old infant and an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter?

What if John McCain was a former president of the Harvard Law Review?

What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his graduating class?

What if McCain had only married once, and Obama was a divorcee?

What if Obama was the candidate who left his first wife after a severe
disfiguring
car accident, when she no longer measured up to his standards?

What if Obama had met his second wife in a bar and had a long affair while
he was still married?

What if Michelle Obama was the wife who not only became addicted to pain
killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable
organization?

What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?

What if Obama had been a member of the Keating Five?(The Keating Five
were five
United States Senators accused of corruption in 1989, igniting a major
political
scandal as part of the larger Savings and Loan crisis of the late 1980s
and early 1990s.)

What if McCain was a charismatic, eloquent speaker?

What if Obama couldn't read from a teleprompter?

What if Obama was the one who had military experience that included
discipline
problems and a record of crashing seven planes?

What if Obama was the one who was known to display publicly, on
many occasions, a serious anger management problem?

What if Michelle Obama's family had made their money from beer distribution?

What if the Obamas had adopted a white child?

You could easily add to this list. If these questions reflected reality,
do you really believe the election numbers would be as close as they are?

This is what racism does. It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes
positive qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative
qualities in another when there is a color difference.

Educational Background:

Barack Obama:
Columbia University - B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in
International Relations.
Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude

Joseph Biden:
University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)

vs.

John McCain:
United States Naval Academy - Class rank: 894 of 899

Sarah Palin:
Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
North Idaho College - 2 semesters - general study
University of Idaho - 2 semesters -journalism
Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in Journalism

Education isn't everything, but this is about the two highest offices in
the land as well as our standing in the world.
You make the call.

Sch00ner- looks like your not the only one who's hot for Obama's cute ass!
LICK IT!

Oh Schooner! I see your a Big Fan of Project Runway
Santino- so sexy
How Homolicious of you!

I get it! My screen name reminds you of BLOWJOBS! is that is?

Oh Schooner! I see your a Big Fan of Project Runway
Santino- so sexy
How Homolicious of you!

I get it! My screen name reminds you of BLOWJOBS! is that is?

His Business?
or The Business he wanted to buy?

I realize it's unfair to me to demand that you get your facts in order
when the anecdote you are leaning on is COMPLETELY FABRICATED

Fist of all joe-the-plumber- doesn't exist. He is a ficticious charactor, created by the McCain camp to 'illustrate' Obama's tax plan,
(the one that gives tax breaks to 95% of all American households- Those earning less that 1/4 million annually)

If what Sch00ner is posted about this being "misconstrued" then McCain is the one looking kind of st00pid...Doncha think?

Poor Joe the plumber! Maybe he'll get lucky, & avoid the tax increase by earning less than $250,000.00 in the next few years. Due to the rescession, it's highly likely.

THIS is what I call reaching across the aisle.
The Republicans wreck the economy, & the Dems give tax breaks to those with low (lowered) incomes
TEAM WORK!

Did I stutter?

Sai10r/Schooner-
You really should try Levitra
My Grandpa loves it!
You might find that it helps, & you won't be so angry all the time

Good thing FOX 'news' is giving this the coverage it deserves.
Poor thing, she thought they would give her fat ass some candy if she showed up in her halloween costume.

Schooner- I'm sure your as correct about this as you were at diagnosing me (a straight female) as a closeted homosexual last week.
Usually- when remarks are so inaccurate, it's all about projection... (you know what that means?) Maybe it's time to come out, & have that long talk with your daddy, before it's too late?
Lots of love, & unconditional support,
oxoxoxox

0bama08

Next, she'll be complaining about "Gotcha" questions from the media

Choose a new running mate?
No way! How could they find anyone cuter than Sarah P?

0bama08

Now we know the good source of information that limp-dick SCHOONER is quoting all the time. I'd say there's also some similarities in the personality disorder department. Grandiose character? You betcha!

Sarah Palin, well informed as usual.
I can just hear her saying the same thing to her crying baby.
"You know, you have a veteran to thank for you right to complain to mommy"

Schooner, my love-
"the fact" than I watch Sex & the City, should have been a clue to you, that I am female. It's fun reading your diagnosis that I'm a closeted gay man.
This must be the same scrambled brain you use to vote for McGramps & his Beauty Queen.

Enjoy spending the weekend with your computer & some new & improved Vaseline for Men!
OXOXOX

Sai1or- you are just a coward
hiding behind the invisible shield of your computer. From the amount of time you spend on your posts, clearly, you have no real life.
BTW: your 'name' was already taken, by someone with integrity, & brains.
Don't worry- no one will confuse the 2 of you. 1 is a moron (that would be you, sweetie) 1 is an intelligent human being (the one who can spell it correctly)
MY suggestion? How about the episode of Sex & The City, when Charlotte's impotent husband has to refer to his flaccid penis as "Schooner"
Unless someone else has taken it- just put your cute little twist on it, Schooner, you little limp dick

The best part? there's a sign being held up, briefly, at the beginning of this clip.
Go back, & pause it & really look at this sign.
This moron doesn't even know how to form the letters of the alphabet.
HINT: the letter 'm' has 2 bumps, now lets practice
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I thought it was just the French that couldn't be bothered to pronounce the last letter in their words, Lazy Snooty French People!
Freedom Fries Forever

Wow- to think I defected from the Perez Hilton site, to get away from all of the above mentioned bullshit.
ANYWAY- the actual post that people 'should' be blogging on.....
Sarah's un-re-touched, less than flattering cover shot?

Reminds me of Billy Bragg's version of "Walk Away Renee"
ending with him saying "then she cut her hair, & I stopped loving her"

That's the problem with becoming infatuated with beauty queens. Nothing there, when you take away their looks.

& BTW: you McSame supporters are a very pissy bunch, now that it's clear your candidate can't win Aren't you at all ashamed of the degree to with unregulated republican policies are now bringing down THE ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY?

If you can't ever change you mind? How do you know you still have one?

Connecticut? Wow!
I guess this is now going to be fought on the Country Club level?

Don't women's fingers swell during pregnancy? Maybe god/todd have blessed her yet again?

She reminds me of Tilda Swinton in Chronicles of Narnia.
How do you know that a chill has gone through your body when you are the Ice Queen?

I know, Arnold- It should have been you! Poor guy, Can't run for president, until he gets some republican to change the laws on his behalf.
Sure, a black guy can run.....BUT NOT MR. UNIVERSE?????

"So, because I have no real answer to your question, I will string some words together, some big, some small, & pretend it's a sentence......Next?"
S. Palin

There were no babies in the POW camp......

What about McSame's condesending remark to the young black man, when old whitey assumes that the guy had probably never heard of fannie mae/freddie mac
until now? Black people don't have investments or buy homes?

So sad- Remember when John McCain wasn't such a lying scumbag?
This election has show a whole different side of him......Disgusting.

So who had the $$$ to splurge on the hookers?

I like to think that practicing abstinence is sort of like practicing the violin.
Sometimes you screw up.

I'm still waiting for her to apologize for being "unqualified" and "a moron"

Hey- Anything she can do to help a poor, starving artist like Tina Fey, off the unemployment line. What a gal! Gotcha!

Katie Couric would have done a better job as moderator. Gwen allowed Sarah to go off topic, & never pressed her to answer any of the actual questions, when sarah, was unprepared for a particular question, would just talk about anything.......What kind od debate is that?
Was the Gwen too afraid of being accused of asking anther "gotcha" question.
Weren't there any questions to be asked on Women's right to control their reproductive health? Separation of church & state?

Katie Couric would have done a better job as moderator. Gwen allowed he to go off topic, & never pressed her to answer any of the actual questions, when sarah, unprepared, would just talk about anything.......
Was the moderator too afraid of being accused of asking anther "gotcha" question.
Weren't there any questions to be asked on Women's right to control their reproductive health? Separation of church & state?

What a Maverick debater! Anytime she was asked a question that she couldn't answer, she would just run her time out reciting on of her prepared speeches & talking points on some related topic..
Was it not the moderator's job to remind Palin of the questions, & insist she stay on topic?
The "Debate" was a joke.

I'm sure that's a great attitude to start with when negotiating differences in a political arena.
Oh- I forgot, negotiation skills are just for liberal pussies

In the case of the 15 year old girl, pregnant as a result of being raped by her father, I would council her to drop out of school, have a baby, & ruin her life.

So his "Trick" is to act like a nice, decent guy?
What a scumbag!

I think it would make a huge difference if people in this country believed in this administration, trusted the president, & hadn't spent the last 8 years being lied to.

So, when the poor are struggling, that's normal

When the middle class is having a hard time, we call it a recession, everyone gets a check in the mail

When the super wealthy stand to loose their fortunes, Then we are entering a Great Depression, & the country club Republicans running the country rush to "fix" the problem, to save their own "assets"

Got it!

McCain just compared Palin to BILL CLINTON? & said that Bill had no experience, as governor of a small state?

Bill- I think you better get your ass back on Letterman, & give Obama the support he deserves, because McCain just took a piss on you

apparently the moderators are fine with that sort of language, if/when directed at a motherfucking asshole who deserves it
oxoxox

When Sarah Palin talked about the Middle East conflict in terms of "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys", I felt like I finally, really understood, for the first time!
Thanks for breaking it down for me in words I could understand, Sarah.

Now I just can't wait to find out where babies come from!

It's just like when I buy a new pair of shoes, & I realize that they look just like a pair I already own. The lady knows what she likes.

At least the empty chair isn't asking her sexist questions.

If the Republicans thought she was a good choice, they would be putting her in front of the cameras. They want to expose her to as little scrutiny as possible, so the myth-of-sarah will linger on. The people who love her, lover her for being "Regular". But regular people sometime sound stupid when asked difficult questions that they are unprepared to answer.

Did you ever get to go out on a date with someone you had a massive crush on (based on superficial qualities), & by the end of the evening, after talking to them, you are completely over them (& a little grossed out)?
The Republicans want us to love her at first sight, & love her unconditionally.
AND WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER..........................
Now stop asking so many questions!

But the funny thing is she's accusing the Republicans of sexist behavior, in the way that they are sheltering her. I don't remember that well, but I'm guessing that Dan Quayle wasn't sent out to do a whole lot of interviews either, but that was because he's a moron, not because of his gender.

It's turning into a bit of a joke. You can't say ANYTHING about Palin, without being accused or sexism, because she is so completely incompetent to be VP.

Katie Couric had the nerve to ask Joe Biden is he will "go soft' on Palin, during the debates, to avoid being accused of sexism......Next, he'll be accused of sexism for not voting for her, denying a woman a chance at top leadership position, that she has earned with he lifelong accomplishments in the PTA/Wasilla.

But- in the end, when McCain loses the election...All of the talk shows will be discussing whether Palin's gender cost the Republicans the election?

Poiltics are anything but fair, Just ask Al Gore

But while we are on the subject of Palin's Sexist treatment.
Can we get sarah & her husband to sign an abstinence pledge, if elected?
Pregnant women are so hormonal :)

"But I'm a Laaaady......I like Laaaaady things." Oh Emily!
I had to tell my husband to stop saying that, or I would have to divorce him.

Some Characters are funnier than others

Yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes

When asked about the Tina Fey skit on SNL, Palin said she thought it was great. She though that Fey did a terrific job impersonating her
BUT, that she watched it with the volume turned down, so she "didn't hear" anything that Fey was saying.
Come on........I'll never believe another word that come out of her mouth again.

How can you tell when republicans are lying?
their lips are moving

I think it's more along the lines of a plot for the show "24". The president's life is in danger, only Jack can save him. Is it a militant muslim? An angry black radical? Whoever it is seems to get through all sorts of high end security checkpoints.......
It an insider from the administration! the Neo-Cons are trying to take over Washington!! Why just kill doctors who perform abortions, when you can outlaw it forever by killing the President. Will Jack be able to save the day? (with some help fro Cloe?)

Paid for with the money she 'saved' by selling the plane? or firing her chef?