Are folks taking the P.D. a little to seriously? I thought the pink caddies belonged to Mary Kaye?
You keep writting Honey! No need for accuracy, just keep us laughing. (I am still not buying AVON, no matter who it smells like!

Re: John Q, Emma, etc. Do you have any idea what you're neighbors are doing while you take out leisure time to frivolously document you're feelings concerning previously documented ills? I thought not!
You should be concerning yourselves with late night calls to the child protection agency, local police departments and IRS! Those are the duties you are burdened with as self appointed policers in you're own communities!
Were you're neighborhood children (all) wearing the proper SPF today? Did the new mother across the street use dye free baby soap? Does EVERY parent int the hood know how to properly use a child safety seat? These things cannot be ignored! I am ashamed and yes, disappointed at your outright abandonment of the villagers which so desperately rely upon the superior parenting skills and knowledge you possess. How is the village to proceed while you lounge in front of the PC?
Until we can manage a system which properly governs our every move within our homes, you're neighbors need you! Now, get you're dumb ass's back to work, and do not let me catch you indulging in this manner again!
Now, on a lighter note, see you kids at the DNC! You're leader, Hillary!