oh, sure - "Me and Him", with the dude from Perfect Strangers, but the talking tuber was talking in the dude's head, not yelling at people across the street. Still, it's probably the casting that takes the idea over the top. I mean, if the talking penis had the voice of Mel Gibson or George Clooney, would the dude stand a better chance? Could there really be a worse voice for a talking penis to have?

Personally, I think "Dick Head" is the most painful of the finalists. The thought of Rob Schneider's crotch screaming at people with Gilbert Gottfried's voice hurts like... well, a kick to the crotch.