"I got my masters at Ole Miss." -- old SNL joke ...

Hllo w8less. You can tell it's play doh because it is blue and smells like play doh.
Plastic explosives are strapped to the abdomen underneath clothing.

I know you're scared. And I sympathize with you and understand how hard it must
be to leave the safety of your bedroom in the morning. But this was a bunch of
leds flashing in the shape of a star.

Guaranteed, if you go to an airport where they actually *have* terrorists actively attempting to blow things up, TLV for example, where the police have an ounce
of sophistication, she would have waltzed right through without all this childishness.

Oh Noooos! It's not an American Flag, so it MUST BE A BOMB!

Morons. Flashing LED jewelry is butt-ugly but it's not exactly new.
And, um, that's not what a bomb looks like anyway.

It does not make me feel any safer, knowing that this is the level of competence
of our police. They had to charge her with something in order to not look like
complete asshats, but the $750 bail says the judge saw right through that ploy.