Wow, that was depressing. Lewis Black parodying some fat, gay, Britney-obsessed teenager who's going to end up hanging himself in his closet. What's next, Led Zeppelin scouring youtube for videos of junior high bands so they'll have some songs to cover on their upcoming tour?

You guys need a Don't Recommend It option.

You went into her house, opened one of her books, took pictures of the markings she made in them, and posted them on the internet. You are a kook.

There was a cock in Fight Club? I don't remember that scene. Must've blocked it out.

In related news, the guy from Sling Blade has been offered a spot on the Harvard debate team. Mmm hmm.