I like how Irish law incorporates the principles of the movie "Payback".

Dear Ask a Lobbyist: Who cares?

As New York's senior senator will learn, it's better to lose to a 60's soft rock porn star than to a half-muslim dude from the south side of Chicago!

Romney stole the love of Santorum's gal K-LO, shouldn't he oppose him?

If Tom sits this out it will be in a hottub full of coke.

Jack is striking back by having all his pals work for Romney.

Romney is still shaken up that Gordo has joined the great spaceship in the sky.

Poor K-Lo. She loves Romney so much. Just like Pat Buchanan's sister, Catholic girls who dont let themselves get laid end up becoming Mormon beards.

Speaking of charismatic black guys changing the world, has anyone noticed the similarities between the Sinbad classic Houseguest and Obama's presidential campaign?

Jesus Hypnotoad, stop trying to make Bush look good and focus on cheap arab hookers.

I would support Mitt Romney for President if he would just admit he is a robot from the future.

Wow. So the Palestinians were really impressed by Ed and Dana. If they like them, wait till they see the shitbags they get next administration!

Offering coke to upperclass prep school kids is like preaching the Koran to Osama Bin Laden.

I guess Governor Matt Blunt of Missouri loves Ron Paul with two ads on this page. I wonder if his papa Congressman Roy does too?

My favorite episode of M*A*S*H was when Colonel Blake faked his death and defected to North Korea.

Anyone in Iraq who has the time and motivation to go to an internet cafe to look at porn deserves a medal from the porn industry.

His total flip-flop on cousincest lost my vote.

Was he the black cop or the drunken irishman on law and order?

I hope Wonkette links to this!

Wonkette gets all their news from Radar!

That is the worst photo of Maria Shriver ever. What is she, 90?

Mitt Romney is Tom Delay in a mask. Why else would he hire Kevin Madden?

Senator Byrd's Klan membership is irrelevant to any discussion of his senility. Shame on you!

If you are from New Mexico you have forgotten who your Jesus-loving Congressman was during monica-gate. To quote from wikipedia "Redmond was a minister for the Santa Fe Christian Church and a teacher at University of New Mexico-Los Alamos. He was elected to Congress in a special election to fill the vacancy caused by the resignation of Bill Richardson and served from May 13, 1997 until January 3, 1999."

You're not giving enough credit to his career in Congress. After conning people into thinking he was from the Barrio (a white guy named William Richardson who loves fat chicks, brandy and cigars-come on!)he was so unpopular that he was replaced by a bible thumping Republican minister in a state and district that voted for Bill Clinton twice!

Is this why we haven't seen the Getto Boys or Perot since 1996?

I don't think Tancredo is a racist. He just thinks people south of the border are dirty and nasty. Prove him wrong Mexico!