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MOST BUOYANT RIGHT BREAST
Ivanka Trump, 26

Dr. Y: Asymmetry similar to this can happen when the implants are placed under the pectorales and one muscle swells excessively. Fugs: You'd think a Trump could spring for a good unnecessary boob job. Maybe that extra-swollen lady lump on the right is a Pinocchio implant that blows up whenever she tries to lie.