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5. Bond With Animals
Why hold out for a guy who's hung like a horse when you can ride the real thing? Head to Stockholm, where Swedes have legally been getting intimate with their stabled stallions since 1944. Animal welfare groups, citing more than 200 cases of equine abuse, insist the liaisons are not consensual, but don't be deterred. Just look for a horse whose eyes say "yes."

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6. Violate Copyright
Take a principled stand against making Bill Gates any richer by heading to the world capital of stolen intellectual property. In Ciudad del Este, on Paraguay's lawless frontier, copyright infringers rake in $12 billion annually on stolen software and CDs, most of which go for a buck apiece.