Wrong Exit
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 97. The Scientology Center, clutching an E-Meter
26. Ikea cafeteria, face down in a bowl of Swedish meatballs
27. AlI-night car wash, Cincinnati
28. Tanning bed #3
29. Reclining in a purple box, after volunteering to be the magician's assistant
30. The cougar pen at the Bronx Zoo, gingerly retrieving your Swatch
31. At your boss's daughter's bat mitzvah, breakdancing in the hora circle
32. The handicapped stall at work, trying out that "autoerotic asphyxiation" thing you read about on Wikipedia
33. At the hands of a surprisingly strong Pauly Shore
34. Bound on an altar, after stumbling upon that backwoods religious ceremony
35. The alley behind Z102, dumpster-
diving for Morning Zoo "Krazy Kash"
36. Stomping grapes with a barefoot Joy Behar during Celebrity Wine Weekend
37. Elbows on the rail of a riverboat casino, pondering your future
38. Instant before the flash explodes on that whimsical old-timey photo
39. Sandals Resort, Montego Bay, strapped to a parasail
40. Your old middle school, leading a court-ordered lecture on bad lifestyle
choices
41. A vibrating massage chair at the Sharper Image
42. A darkened den, watching Message in a Bottle with your in-laws
43-51. Easing yourself into a hot tub with ... (43) Neil Cavuto, (44) Harriet Miers, (45) Randy Jackson, (46) John Stossel, (47) Emeril Lagasse,
(48) Meat Loaf, (49) Dakota Fanning, (50) Paula Poundstone, (51) Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf |
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