Create a magic, base-stirring moment with Radar's nomination acceptance speech generator

Accepting your party's presidential nomination is make-or-break night for any candidate. It's also—as we've seen in the past two weeks—an opportunity to draw on tired clichés and trot out those character-fortifying bits of biography the American public loves so much.

You've suffered through a fortnight of well-rehearsed bloviating, so why not create your own (abbreviated) party nomination acceptance speech?

Fill in the blanks below, then click to see the magic base-stirring moment you've created.

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• (Pick One) Friends/Fellow Americans:
  
  
  
• Synonym for thanks:
  
  
  
• Name of poor rural town:
  
  
  
• Favorite school subject:
  
  
  
• Type of manual labor:
  
  
  
• Number between 3 and 10:
  
  
  
• A hardship (e.g., torture, discrimination):
  
  
  
• A war- or poverty-blighted locale:
  
  
  
• An organization:
  
  
  
• A governmental ill:
  
  
  
• Name of spouse:
  
  
  
• Number between 2 and 5:
  
  
  
• Synonym for difficult:
  
  
  
• Synonym for weak:
  
  
  
• Trendy environmental concern:
  
  
  
• Primary color:
  
  
  
• Primary color:
  
  
  
• (Pick One) Governor/Senator:
  
  
  
• Name of vice president:
  
  
  
• Gender-specific pronoun :
  
  
  
• (Pick One) Legislative/Executive/Judicial:
  
  
  
• Character trait:
  
  
  
• Name of opposing political party:
  
  
  

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