There are undoubtedly some fundamental differences between the two 2008 Democratic presidential hopefuls,
Barack Obama and
Hillary Clinton. She's white and he's part white. He's a man and she's a woman. One voted for the war in Iraq, one did not. One is better equipped to handle a fictional 3 a.m. emergency phone call and one is ... an
extremely awkward dancer.
However, with all the coverage parsing the pair's qualifications and policy quibbles, there has been one glaring omission: their zodiac signs. Barack Obama is a
Leo, while Hillary Clinton is a
Scorpio. The two signs, while both passionate and full of leadership potential, are fundamentally at odds—Scorpios are secretive, while Leos tend to overshare. Leo craves the limelight, while Scorpio huddles in the back room crafting plans for global domination. (Everyone who does theater tech is a Scorpio.) In short, the stars indicate that the fight for DNC nomination could be a celestial grudge match. Frankly, we're surprised
Chris Matthews hasn't noticed this by now.
Think astrology is so much new age BS? Well, you're smarter than
25 percent of Americans. But, just for fun, set that intellectual skepticism aside and consider an astrological overview of the candidates' good and bad personality traits.
BARACK OBAMA: LEO
August 4, 1961
| THE GOOD: |
| Broad-minded and expansive |
Who is better than Obama at stirring the masses with ambiguous language and expansive feel-good themes? |
| Creative and enthusiastic |
Would will.i.am have written a song about a brother who was any less? |
| Faithful and loving |
No sex scandals so far! |
| THE BAD: |
| Pompous and patronizing |
On April 4, Obama called a factory worker in Allentown, Pennsylvania, "sweetie." |
| Bossy and interfering |
Well, Obama did have his passport interfered with by government contract workers. |
| Needs to be the center of attention |
In his book The Audacity of Hope, Obama hates on baby boomers—including Bill Clinton—and trumps up his own appeal. |
HILLARY CLINTON: SCORPIO
October 26, 1947
| THE GOOD: |
| Determined and forceful |
Delegate math be damned. Hell, no, she won't go! |
| Powerful and passionate |
She just doesn't want us to slip back, people! Did you hear she cried on national TV? |
| Exciting and magnetic |
Love her or hate her, Clinton's persona has kept the public interested in her for years. |
| THE BAD: |
| Jealous and resentful |
Hillary has been accused of playing the victim card too many times. As for jealous—Monica Lewinsky is still alive, is she not? |
| Compulsive and obsessive |
Some might add the noun "liar" with these adjectives, now that some of her campaign trail stories have been debunked. |
| Secretive and obstinate |
Transparency is not a Clinton virtue. Do you think Hillary released those tax returns out of the goodness of her heart? |
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