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CHRIS ALLEN
Okay. You know those guys who overcompensate? Like, a lot? That's gotta be Chris Allen of WBKO in Bowling Green, Kentucky, who sent a real giveaway when he couldn't resist playing with a medical image of a breast projected onto his green screen. His egregious "Honk! Honk!" and the dreaded lizard tongue were deemed "juvenile and unprofessional" by the station after the years-old tape was leaked. We'll go with "fan of the menfolk or inexperienced," because most men are cured of those habits the night of the sophomore formal.

REG TAYLOR
By now it's a given that some of America's manliest men have participated and succeeded on ABC's Dancing With the Stars. But Reg Taylor of WOLO in Columbia, South Carolina, showed another side of himself entirely when he appeared on Dancing With the Columbia Stars. We're not trying to call Reg out here, unless ballroom dancing in a shiny shirt, commenting on your partner's fragrance, and looking like a goofy, chubby-faced 12-year-old is gay. Which it isn't. Not that there's anything wrong with that.