In lighter news, the trial of the British gay cannibal has wrapped for the week! We expect it to drag on through the month. (Thank the Lord!) Anthony Morley, a chef, hooker-advertising specialist for gay magazines, and also a gay cannibal, has not yet testified, but the narrative is starting to come together. How's the jury faring so far? "The jury has heard chunks of cooked human flesh found on a chopping board appeared to be rare or raw." Or? Could they get a little more specific please? How frustrating! In any event, here is what we know so far, thanks to the fine English press:

Chef Morley, 36, repeatedly stabbed Damian Oldfield and slit his throat before carving off pieces of his leg and chest.

He then seasoned some of the leg meat with herbs, fried it in olive oil, and chewed a chunk.

A jury at Leeds Crown Court was told Morley was naked apart from a white towelling dressing gown and flip flops when he walked to the Desi Khan takeaway on Roundhay Road. He later told police he had killed a man who tried to rape him.

And now the jury must decide if he is crazy or a murderer. Unfortunately, "crazy murderer" is not an available option.