In light of the New York Post's *shocking* revelation that Barack "Zorbama the Greek" Obama will be accepting the Democratic nomination from a Greek-looking temple—a clear sign that his crypto-Muslimism was just a cover for his neo-Paganism—Radar has decided to conduct its own investigation into the poly-theist proclivities of D.C. insiders. The results speak for themselves:

• The Supreme Court hears cases inside a Greek-looking temple. Sources were unclear as to whether or not Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg examines the entrails of rabbits before rendering decisions.

• George W. Bush lives inside of a Greek looking temple. We can only assume that it belongs to Cycklus, the God of Pedal-Powered Fitness.

• Martin Luther King, Jr., delivered his "I Have a Dream Speech" from the front steps of a Greek-looking temple 45 years ago today. We'd imagine that's entirely coincidental, however.

• John McCain has an office in and regularly conducts business from a Greek-looking temple. With Free-mason symbols all over it. Shit, it's worse than we'd thought.

As many of the conservative pundits and politicians taking Mr. Opollo to task for his choice of speaking venue have been seen entering and exiting these edifices on multiple occasions, we can only assume they are in on the conspiracy. America, wake up to the Mediterranean menace around you!!!