One day—and it's not going to be very long from now—when we chronicle the untimely demise of Patrick Dempsey's career, this will probably be near the top of the list: Earlier in the week, Avon announced the debut of a new signature men's fragrance created with the television doctor. Dempsey made a multi-year deal with the pink Cadillac cosmetics company back in May, but now things are really starting to smell.

The fragrance is called Unscripted and uses the tagline "Follow Your Passion." It will launch this November, just in time for you to drop $32 if you lack imagination but still need a Christmas gift for that special guy in your life. Dempsey says "Unscripted is about loving what you do and doing it in your own unique way." It's also probably about making some extra cash.

Unscripted has a "Woody Green scent that expresses the freedom of the open road with fresh, aromatic cardamom and invigorating cracked black peppercorn. At the heart, a sensual mix of fig and crisp lavender enrich the experience with a warm, sophisticated texture. The drydown reveals an unusual twist—a bold blend of exclusive leatherwood and patchouli heart wrapped in earthy vetiver and rich musk for an authentic, adventurous finish.

Yeah, that's all straight from the press release. We thought about it paraphrasing, but really we had to share that with you as is.

If we were Dempsey's manager, we'd wonder whether this cheap cologne was really the best follow-up to such amazing films as Freedom Writers and Made of Honor. We're also a bit worried because Dempsey doesn't have any projects listed in development on imdbpro, and the Dr. McDreamy gig can only go on so long. Maybe he's been too busy perfecting those woody notes.

"We are so excited to offer consumers around the world a glimpse into Patrick's passion for life through this new premium fragrance," says Avon's Global President, "Patrick is one of the most respected, talented and successful actors of our generation." Really? We just thought he was that guy who played that dorky kid in 80s movies who then resurfaced decades later with much better hair on a hit hospital dramedy only to squander it all on cheesy endorsements and cheesier movies. But maybe that says something more about the actors of our generation. Or us.