• Pixel-hated: Mischa Barton is accusing an Aussie photographer of photoshopping cottage cheese onto her thighs. "They've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old," says her rep. The cellulite pics first appeared in Britain's Daily Mail.

• Concession prize: Barack Obama talks of Hillary Clinton as a possible running mate, saying "she is tireless, she is smart. She is capable. And so obviously she'd be on anybody's shortlist to be a potential vice-presidential candidate." Others say Obama needs something more than Hillary can provide.

• Flipping pages: Project Runway judge and former Elle fashion director Nina "Don't Bore Nina" Garcia is rumored to be heading to Marie Claire, as is P-Runway after its fifth season.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: Lohan and LC?; a bong from the grave; and Taser parties!

• Dream team: Lindsay Lohan and Lauren Conrad spotted doing tequila shots together? Yeah, we don't really believe it, but it's an amusing image.

• Straight to the head: Three Texas teens are accused of digging up a body and using the corpse's head to smoke pot.

• Don't tase me, Hon: "I've been to everyone's Avon-type tupperware-style parties, purse parties, clothing parties, boutique parties.... Why not have a Taser party, because without self-defense you won't have any of the other stuff," says one Colorado woman.

• Bigger screen: Sopranos creator David Chase has made a deal with Paramount to write, produce, and direct his first movie.

• End of the indies: Warner Bros. is slashing overhead and closing down its two indie film labels, Warner Independent Pictures and Picturehouse.

• Never say bribe: Scandal-ridden Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert says "he never took a bribe" from a Long Island businessman, but rather received "legitimate campaign funds."