HAGERMEISTERS Henry, Jenna

• First flight: Earlier today, Myanmar finally allowed a U.S. military flight to bring aid to cyclone survivors. The U.S. ambassador to Thailand says, "We offer our assistance without condition." The junta thinks otherwise.

• Office politics: With Golden Girls now long gone, John McCain's taken to setting his DVR for college crowd favorite The Office.

• TMI: In her new biography, Cherie Blair, not-so-well-liked wife of Tony, says that her then Prime Minister hubby went public with her miscarriage just hours after it happened in 2002, so as to quell suspicion of an early invasion of Iraq. Cherie also shares more than you want to know about her contraception logistics.

OH THERE IS MOST CERTAINLY MORE: Dream team rumors denied; dream team rumors confirmed; and Madonna's boobs!

• Dream on: Chief Obama strategist David Axelrod denies rumors that Hillary Clinton is a potential running mate. He also says allegations that Michelle Obama hates the Clintons aren't as true as everyone says they are.

• Dream team redux: Note: another gossip column mention of Lindsay Lohan and Lauren Conrad palling around.

• You'll just have to wait: The release of Tom Cruise's Hitler flick Valkyrie has been pushed to 2009.

• Lack of material girl: Madonna got some Brits pissy over the weekend when she dropped a few f-bombs and nearly suffered a Janet Jackson-like wardrobe function during a live concert broadcast on TV.

• Booker bets: Salman Rushdie is the favorite to win the Booker of Booker prizes, for his 1981 novel Midnight's Children.