• Give me cloture, babe: Congressman David Vitter is not only on the D.C. Madam's call list, he's reportedly a patron at whorehouses in Louisiana.

• Gotta (wo)man: Speaking of picking up hookers, Eve is totally down with what you're selling, Senator Vitter.

• McCain watch: In what is no doubt a sweater-related dispute, John McCain nearly coldcocks fellow lawmaker George Voinovich on the floor of the Senate.

• Third-rate presidential book shop: Richard Nixon's presidential library finally concedes that the whole Watergate thing actually happened.