• Lohan dries up: Now that Britney and Anna Nicole have distracted the paparazzi, Lindsay Lohan insists that she is indeed clean and sober.

• Shiny happy K-Fed: A new and improved K-Fed made an appearance at a Las Vegas nightclub and behaved like a perfect gentleman the whole evening! Discuss.

• Don't be cruel: Washington, D.C., radio station Hot 99.5 FM has rescinded its offer to pay more than $19,000 in back child support payments for Bobby Brown after he refused to work seven days for the station.

• Brit's Detox follies: Recent reports have our fave Cheetos cheerleader scrawling "666" on her forehead and attempting suicide with a bedsheet while shouting that she's the Antichrist.

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