FORGET ME NOT: The literate half of Paris² inscribes a heartfelt message at the 4 Inches Auction Benefiting Elton John’s Aids Foundation at Morton’s in L.A., June 21. (“To Sharon: You’re a hot, sexy bitch!”)

SCHEMIN' MIMI?: For some reason, ex-Scientologist Mimi Rogers, Tom Cruise’s first wife and the woman who recruited him into the Church, can’t stop smiling.

UNCLE JESSE’S GIRL: Rebecca Romaijn may be divorced, but in our hearts she’ll always belong to Stamos.

AT LEAST DO THE VOICE!: Gay-for-pay actress Anne Heche returns to earth to network with Hollywood terrestrials.

WILL POSE FOR SWAG: Herbie star Lindsay Lohan and DHW Teri Hatcher model Sierra Leone’s finest at the launch of the first De Beers store in the U.S., NYC, June 22.

“YOU’RE SO FREAKIN’ HOT”: Fresh out of rehab, primetime pariah Pat O’Brien wants everyone at the DeBeers launch to know that his cell is on vibrate.

OF COURSE IT’S FOR PARIS: Society freeloader Kathy Hilton pumps a De Beers rep for info on the gift bags.

MOTHER OF THE YEAR: Momager Dina Lohan laments the lack of bottle service.

BIG PIMPLIN': Aspiring hoods the brothers Gotti (John and Carmine) leave wet spots on the upholstery at John’s birthday and graduation party at 49 Grove, NYC, June 22.

YOU TALKIN' TO ME?: Baby "The Gentle Giant" Frankie and his posse of bridge-and-tunnelers look for someone to punch at New York hotspot 49 Grove.

DUMPSTER CHIC: Former Sex and the City designer Pat Field finds inspiration amidst the trash.

WRONG CRIB: Rapper Eve thinks the party is for Junior Mafia.