WOTW: Red Carpet Offensive
Movers, Shakers and Scientologists invaded the press-less premiere of War of The Worlds at the Ziegfield Theatre in New York, June 23.
Photos by PATRICKMCMULLAN.COM
STOCK-HOLMES SYNDROME
STOCK-HOLMES SYNDROME: Katie gets all Patty Hearst on psychiatry expert Tom Cruise.
TEACHER'S PET
TEACHER’S PET: Director Steven Spielberg finally finds a suitable Drew Barrymore replacement in stunted starlet Dakota Fanning.
KILL ME NOW
KILL ME NOW: Hen-pecked scratch master Adam Goldstein looks forward to a lifetime of Nicole Richie’s bitching.
VOICE OF REASON?
VOICE OF REASON?: Radio Raj Howard Stern and girlfriend Beth Ostrosky are the most down-to-earth couple in the room.
FAMILY SMACKDOWN
FAMILY SMACKDOWN: The Hulkster gathers his bionic brood, Brooke, Linda and Nicholas for the family Christmas card.
PAGE TURNER
PAGE TURNER: Padma Rushdie appears sans Salman to cheer for the aliens onscreen and off.
"JUST SAY YOU'RE AN EXTRA"
“JUST SAY YOU’RE AN EXTRA:” Spielberg’s daughter, Jessica Capshaw, and her Ritalin-prescribing husband, Christopher Gavigan (a child therapist), do their best to dodge Cruise.
PIMPIN’ IS EASY
PIMPIN’ IS EASY: Original gangsta Ice-T, in Scarface finery, holds tight to his “model” wife Coco and her equally-peroxided mom, Tina. Can you guess who’s who?
SMILE THROUGH THE PAIN
SMILE THROUGH THE PAIN: Despite rumors to the contrary, Paula Wagner, Cruise’s producing partner for ten years, stands by her man.
THE OLD WIVES' CLUB
THE OLD WIVES’ CLUB: Oscar-nominated actress Amy Irving (Yentl) and son Gabriel Barreto offer moral support to ex-husband Spielberg.
WHAT ABOUT KATIE?
WHAT ABOUT KATIE?: Mumia-loving activist Tim Robbins poses and moves on.
BOOBS NOT BOMBS
BOOBS NOT BOMBS: Susan Sarandon and daughter Eva Amurri show some cleavage for world peace.
FUN, FEARLESS...FALLING OVER
FUN, FEARLESS … FALLING OVER: Producer David Brown and his sexpot squeeze, Helen Gurley Brown, can’t wait to get back to bed.
ONE DAY, HE WILL BE MINE
ONE DAY, HE WILL BE MINE: Dakota casts her greedy gaze on Tom.
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